Nothing matters but your obituary.
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
ALL MEN MUST CUM
"My hole remembers"
Gay porn is funny for this reason alone
omfg I’m dying
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
One time this guy came into work with his phone on camera and started recording me. And he was like, “Y’all niggas hirin’?” And I didn’t know at the time he was doing a meme thing, so I went, “hell yeah we are, you got experience? You 18? You like folding clothes?”
The guy didn’t think I was…