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Me:Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

assleighhh:

So did anyone hear about the officer who placed a woman under arrest for breastfeeding in NYC? She went to get on her bus, he pulled her back by the collar of her shirt, and as a result she dropped her 3 month old baby. He still placed her under arrest while her baby was lying on the concrete with a cracked skull. Her daughter died at the hospital while she was at the police station. He’s on PAID leave.

(Source: ass-leighh, via bronzombie)

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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theists:

how i flirt: read your message and take so long to reply you lose interest

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