Grey Matter

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moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

(via xaviersboner)

quamraeros:

meergato:

backwoodsgrl2:

"Is there a problem with my burger?"


 

Tip yo waitress

Lafayette always has room on my dash.

(Source: starlourd, via stand-by-me)

carterson-the-mortal:

the-goddamazon:

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.

This is so important.

(via magitekgaymer)

mothercheng:

will we even survive rihannas comeback

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(via whiskeyanddancing)

Me:Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
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