if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via legallybrad)
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| Parents: | Teenagers don't communicate anymore |
| Parents : | Teenagers don't speak to us any more |
| Parents: | It's all Facebook messaging now |
| Parents : | No one communicates with their children |
| Parents : | It's all about communication |
| Parents: | Teenagers should talk to us more |
| Teenager: | Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and- |
| Parents: | Gosh, all you do is moan. |
Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?
Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.
Mindfuck
(via plasticparis)
